Poor Liz Truss, a Prime Minister with guts
Announced a mini-budget
Before the experts judged it
In hindsight it was nuts. Poor Liz Truss.
Poor Liz Truss, she wanted boom, not bust
But unfunded cuts to tax
Saw the market collapse.
And lost the party’s trust. Poor Liz Truss
Poor Liz Truss. MPs called her bluff.
Elected by party members
Didn’t make it to November
She looks concussed. Poor Liz Truss.
Poor Liz Truss. What a pointless fuss
Took over from Boris
But outlasted by a lettuce
Now who will lead us? Poor Liz Truss.
Poor Liz Truss, so non-plussed
A fighter, not a quitter
Then she had to reconsider.
Properly stuffed. poor Liz Truss