One rule for them
We’re gonna party like it’s number ten in twenty-twenty-one
We play hard, but hard work is very rarely done
When the drink runs dry the party doesn’t have to stop
Cos we can take a suitcase to the local co-op
Cos it’s one rule for them, another for us
We don’t give a toss about maintaining public trust
One rule for us, another for them
It’s good enough for us if it’s good enough for our PM
We’re gonna party like it’s number ten in spring twenty-twenty
The public might be stuck at home but that doesn’t mean we should be
If the papers blow this up and call it partygate
We’ll just have to tell them we were ambushed with a cake
Cos it’s one rule for them, another for us
We don’t give a toss about maintaining public trust
One rule for us, another for them
It’s good enough for us if it’s good enough for our PM
After all, you get the politicans you vote for
And we knew what we were getting, we saw Boris on the telly
After all, you get the politicans you vote for
And we knew what we were getting, we saw Boris on the telly
Poor Boris – he didn’t know
That he was breaking his own rules
It was his stupid advisors
That made him out to be a fool
How could he know
That it was a party
Now he knows
He just keeps telling us he’s sorry
But that’s not even the argument
The point is that he misled parliament
Prime Minister Boris Johnson
Doesn’t have a conscience
And in the midst of all this drama
Where the hell is Kier Starmer
Broken down democracy
Flat out hypocrisy
I for one won’t go quietly
Into this post truth society
We’re gonna party like it’s number ten in twenty-twenty-one
Cos we shouldn’t let a crisis spoil our sense of fun
And to hell with the idea we should be socially distant
It’s not like we made the rules, not like the politicans
And meanwhile
With all this drama
Where the hell
Is Kier Starmer?
His excuse is number ten
Is a place for both work and play
He needn’t worry
He can rely on good old Sue Gray
Broken down democracy
No need for integrity
I for one won’t go quietly
Into this post truth society